altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

(via magicalgirlpetra)

freakyfeatures:

hey, so are we on a “tu” basis or are we still pretty “vous”

(via magicalgirlpetra)

jaybird-gaybird:

Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.

(via transdaphne)

elviriel:

Next on Once Upon a Time : Winnie the Pooh is evil, and he’s actually Charming’s grandfather. 

(via peirwin)

spookorita:

The fact that there is a game in existence where Donald fucking Duck actually has a need to shout, “Sora! It’s Sephiroth!” keeps me up at night.

(via sarahanndippity)

democracyisdead:

thivus:

rare image of vladimir putin absorbing the life force of a small child

>rare

democracyisdead:

thivus:

rare image of vladimir putin absorbing the life force of a small child

>rare

(via peirwin)

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

(via silentskyline)

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

(via sageruto)

  • fav mutual: [likes one post i made]
  • me: what are we

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

reminder to trans men that you don’t need to subscribe to tucute’s internalized transphobic bullshit

you are not an oppressor and you are valid and worthy of protection

don’t ever forget that

(via spoopypishtacos)

mugglebornheadcanon:

819. Muggleborn band nerds practicing together in the Room of Requirement. They wait until one breakfast and start playing the Imperial March from Star Wars when Snape walks into the Great Hall.

(via lifetimespecial)

(via tsunbeare)